Dear Pants that do not fit,
I hate your stinking guts, you make me vomit, your scuuuuuuuuum between my toes!
You sit in that drawer that I rarely open,it's been your home for a few years now, talking all your crap about how I will never fit you! Then on the days I feel as if I should try and put you on... you refuse to go pass my thighs and laugh histerically at me. You get that smug look on your face, you know when the button and the hole dont reach eachother, and then you taunt me even more when I cant zipper, even laying down. You and your relatives in that little cozy house of yours will soon be evicted!!!! I will shut you up with a simple snap of a button and zip of a zipper!!! Then just to piss you off I will walk, run, and even dance with you on! ahh I can see it clearly, VICTORY will be mine again just as I told scale in doctors office! If I were you I would sleep with one eye open!
OMG! haha because I know you soooo well..its so funny! I bet even as a stranger I would laugh! There is so much personality that pops out when you write! I like lias letters...others will too! haha Keep me coming back and put those fingers to work! Eh Keh..time to eat my Haagen-Dazs!
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